OK guys, who wants to bike up to Friendlies with me and get some ice cream?
TRISTAN (4): Get it and eat it?
ME: Um, yeah.
IAN (7): I really just want to hang out at home.
MAX (11): I already had Dr. Pepper. If I’d know we were going to have ice cream I would have saved my sugar. But I don’t want to have too much unhealthy food so I’ll just stay home.
ME: What’s wrong with these kids?